Title: "Good Idea"
Author/pseudonym: FatJoey
Email address: fatjsteel@ureach.com
Rating: PG
Fandom: American Idol
Pairings: Simon/Ryan
Date: May 8, 2003
Category: Slash, RPS
Disclaimer: Okay, this is just my own little fantasy and not meant to offend; it may not even be true . . .
Summary: 100-word drabble for "AmericanIdolFanFic" list.

"Why don't you two just fuck?" she said, tossing her curly dark hair.

Simon and Ryan looked at one another innocently, pausing for a moment in their continual verbal barrage. Simon arched his eyebrow at his ersatz lady friend.

"Maybe we already have," he suggested.

"No way. You'd be in a better mood, wouldn't you?"

Simon looked thoughtful, then nodded. "I probably would."

"Let me do something about that," Ryan suggested, reaching over and firmly pressing his lips to Simon's.

"It's a start," Simon said, catching his breath. "I'm feeling a bit better already. Now take off those ridiculous pants."

The End