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Title: "Birthday Bash (Or Is That Boff?)" 1/1
Author: Czar Nikky (also known as Nik, Nikky and NK)
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Pairing: Kevin Richardson and a slew of friends!
Fandom: RPS--boy band (BSB)
Date: October 10, 2001
Disclaimer: I understand Real People Slash offends many people. I'm sorry if you are one of them, as I don't mean offense to anyone. These people are real and have lives I know nothing about. But this is fiction--and in here these folks are characters in a story--so this is meant to be enjoyed only as fiction. I admire the BSB and their families, friends and fans. I earn no profit from this fiction.
Category: RPS (Real People Slash)--m/m (yes, same gender love/sex is mentioned in this fanfic).
Archive: Please ask (I'll probably say yes).
Hosted at: Kindly hosted by KevinR at... Boy Band Fic
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Series: Nope (don't you wish!).
Warnings: Slash isn't for everyone. If you're offended by same gender involvements please don't read this. Thanks! If you think the cousins getting it on is incest (and you're not into incest), don't read... Naughty graphic sex. LOL. If orgies turn you off, go away quickly...
Summary: A total PWP excuse for a birthday bash... er... boff! LOL.
Beta: Alpha. I have a great beta who is swamped right now. All mistakes are totally mine--but feel free to point them out!
Dedication: To KevinR for his birthday!


"Shit. I really wish you guys would shake a leg here."

Nick and Howie were covering their mouths with their hands to suppress their giggles as they listened to Kevin bitch. This was one time Kevin would just have to put up with everyone dragging slowly along...

A.J. ambled over to Kevin's side, managing not to grin.

"Geez, I haven't seen Howie anywhere, dude. He must be fixing his hair."

Kevin glanced for the umpteenth time at his wristwatch. "Well, he'd better get to getting. We need to leave. It's later than hell, and I for one am tired."

A.J. smiled at Kevin. "Well, we could always take off without him. He's got his own bus, guy."

Kevin scowled at A.J., his thick brows knitting low on his forehead.

"I'd like to be sure he's on the road is all. Besides he said he had something to talk to me about--that he wanted me to ride on his bus."

Brian came over with a serious expression on his face. A.J. turned away and gulped back laughter, hoping Kevin hadn't noticed.

"Kev? I'm afraid there's something screwy with your bus. The driver's having somebody take a look at the engine right now."

"What the fuck? You're joking? It was fine before!"

"There's no need to shout, Kevin," Brian admonished. "I'm standing right in front of you. Do you think I'm deaf?"

Kevin grimaced. "Sorry. I'm just-"

"Oh, you're riled. I've seen you riled plenty of times, Kev." Brian's tone was smug.

"I'd say more 'peeved' than riled," Kevin said, deliberately lowering his voice.

"Oh, sure. That's right," Brian agreed, being entirely obvious as he mollified Kevin.

A.J. turned back just in time to see Kevin's face flush darkly.

"Well, let's find Howie, man. You said he wanted you to ride with him, anyway. Right?" A.J. said, jumping in. He figured Kevin was about to lose his cool with Brian.

Howie moved away from Nick and strolled over to Brian's side. He managed an innocent expression as he turned toward Kevin.

"You ready to go?" Howie asked, shooting Kevin a small smile.

Nick had to bite his lips to keep from laughing loudly when he saw the expression on Kevin's face. He was nearing the boiling point.

"Damned straight," Kevin said, shifting his shoulders.

Brian signaled to Nick from behind Kevin's back. Nick came over smiling and he and Brian headed out the door. Once outside they began a crazy dash for Howie's bus, giggling all the way.

They clamored aboard and dashed to the back, getting ready to hide in Howie's huge bedroom. Soon A.J. joined them. The three men laughed softly, unable to stifle themselves.

"He's gonna kill us," Nick finally managed to gasp.

"He was about to bust a gut. Man, he was furious," A.J. added.

"He's gonna love every second. You wait and see," Brian said, grinning his famous wide curvy smile.

They heard Howie and Kevin's voices as they boarded the bus and immediately began to hush one another. They didn't want to spoil the surprise, after all.

Soon the bus began moving and the three men listened for their cue.


"Yeah, Howie? Oh, I almost forgot. You wanted to talk to me," Kevin said, his 'serious' voice in play.

"I wanted to give you a present," Howie said, smiling as he extended the package.

Kevin green eyes twinkled as he grinned over at his friend. He began to quickly rip open the package. "Thanks, D. This is sweet of you."

"Well, it's really only part of the present, Kevin. And it's not just from me. It's from all of us guys."

Kevin popped open the small box and lifted out a leather blindfold.

"What the hell *is* it, Howie?" Kevin asked, dangling the object from one hand.

Howie laughed softly. "If you want the rest of your present, you have to put it on. It's a blindfold, obviously."

Kevin laughed and blinked. "Um, I'm not sure I want to do that, Howie D. Seriously."

"Come on, Kevin. You'll be glad you did."

"Okay, I guess. Help me with this, will you?"

Kevin let Howie slip the blindfold into place and held still while Howie fastened it behind his head.

"Okay, I think we'll head back to my bedroom now. Take my hand and walk carefully."

Howie guided Kevin to the rear of the bus where the other Backstreet men were gleefully waiting.

"Happy Birthday!" they shouted in unison as Howie opened the door.

Kevin was grinning and obviously surprised. He reached out a blind hand and Brian reached up and grabbed it between his own. "Come on, cuz. Sit on down here now," he instructed, guiding Kevin to the edge of the big bed.

"What's this all about, exactly?" Kevin asked, turning toward the sound of Brian's voice.

"No questions," Howie said, making sure the door was latched. They didn't want any interruptions, after all.

"I think we need to get him naked," A.J. added, throwing in a sinister laugh.

"Good idea!" Nick replied, reaching for the buttons of Kevin's shirt.

Brian shoved his hand away. "I'll do that, boy. You get his shoes."

Nick knelt down on the floor of the rocking bus and lifting one foot at a time into his lap began to yank off Kevin's boots.

Howie sat down and began peeling off his own clothes. A.J. caught his eye and they smiled at one another. Then A.J. began undressing, as well.

Brian slipped Kevin out of his shirt, leaning forward to nibble at Kevin's neck. "Now you taste real sweet, Kev," he said softly. "Guess they had some nice soap for you back there at the venue."

Kevin laughed but didn't answer. His skin was beginning to flush and there were goosebumps on his arms, back and chest.

"Get those pants off of him, Nicky," Brian instructed, reaching down and unbuckling Kevin's belt.

Nick reached up and unbuttoned and carefully unzipped Kevin's slacks before yanking them down his long legs. They finally had Kevin in just his boxers.

"You chilled, Kev?" Brian asked, tracing a finger down one arm and making the gooseflesh stand out stronger.

"No, no, Bri," Kevin answered. "It seems warm enough in here."

Brian giggled. "I hope so. We've had the heat going 'just so' for ages now. But we didn't want to make it too warm. Uncomfortable."

"Hey, Bri, let me and Howie take him now, while you guys get undressed," A.J. said, climbing on the bed and moving behind Kevin. He wrapped arms around the taller man and pulled him backward. Kevin let A.J. guide him back on the mattress. His grin was wider than ever.

"You fellas gonna have your way with me?" he asked.

Howie knelt beside him on the bed and bent to kiss Kevin's navel, letting his tongue dart inside the tiny cave. "That's right. And you have to do whatever we say," he added, blowing softly on the wet skin.

Kevin shivered and A.J. began to massage his shoulders. "Relax, man. Concert's over and it's time to relax." A.J. hands began to move to Kevin's chest and down skimming lightly across his nipples.

Brian and Nick climbed on the bed, laughing. "I hope the bed doesn't break," Nick said.

Howie chuckled. "I tested it last week. Had like four security guys lying across it. Yuck. But it held. And you know how big those guys are."

Then they were all laughing hard.

Howie continued to use his mouth around Kevin's navel, and A.J. continued to caress Kevin's chest.

Brian began kissing his cousin--starting with tiny presses of lips to lips. Kevin strained his face upward, mouth open and hungry. Brian laughed and used his palms to press Kevin back down.

"This is our game, cuz," he said, giving Kevin another soft kiss. "You just lie there and let us do this. We'll make you feel good. I promise."

Nick situated himself over Kevin's crotch. He and Howie immediately began to bicker.

"I'll do that," Howie said, placing his hands on the top of Nick's blonde head and gently shoving.

"You do what you're doing. I'm gonna blow him."

"Nicky! You heard me. Move," Howie ordered.

Just as Nick began to withdraw, Kevin's hands tangled in his hair. "Somebody better get to doing it," he managed to growl in a deep voice, setting them all off again. A.J. was laughing so hard he was bent over holding his stomach.

"Very funny," Kevin muttered. But he was grinning, so they knew he wasn't mad.

Nick proceeded to lick his lips and lower them over Kevin's erection. Howie's dark curly-haired head bumped lightly against Nick's blonde one as he continued to lap Kevin's stomach and navel.

Brian leaned across Kevin and began to give Nick instructions. "Yep, that's good. Don't take too much now. He's pretty big. Just go for the head like a lollipop. That's right."

"Lollipop?" A.J. began to laugh again. "That's one hell of a weird lollipop."

"Not that weird, boy," Brian replied, shooting A.J. a grin. "Remember in Germany that time..."

"Fuck me," A.J. gasped, "I'd forgotten about that, Bri. That 'dick on a stick' thing. Man, it tasted awful."

"Cock tastes a lot better," Howie purred, turning his face to watch Nick blow Kevin.

"Anything would," A.J. said, lightly pinching Kevin's taut nipples. Kevin gave a small yelp and his body shuddered.

"Better watch that," Brian said, "Or you'll get him there real quick like, A.J. I don't want this over before we've half begun."

"I'm just having some fun, Bri."

"Don't whine," Brian ordered. "We're all going to have plenty of fun."

"Is anybody paying attention to me here?" Kevin asked. That set them off again, and Nick was practically choking while he both laughed and sucked.

"Give me a turn, Nicky," Howie demanded, giving Nick a small shove.

"I've got a better idea," Brian said, his eyes gleaming. "Why don't you two both do it? You know, like in those dirty movies. You could both lick it at once."

"Good idea," Howie exclaimed, moving his head toward Kevin's crotch.

"Your hair tickles, Howie D.," Kevin said, wiggling.

Howie chuckled and trailed his hair a second time across Kevin's stomach.

Nick drew his mouth upward, not relinquishing the suction even as his teeth grazed the flaring head of Kevin's dick. There was a loud pop as he finally pulled all the way back and Kevin's penis was freed.

Kevin groaned loudly.

Howie pursed his lips began to blow air on the wet dick, then to lap carefully at the weeping head.

Nick started to lick the ridge underneath and bounced Kevin's balls gently in one hand.

Kevin was now moaning in earnest.

"Happy Birthday to you," Brian began to sing.

A.J. jumped in with harmony, "Happy Birthday to you,"

The two continued the song, grinning. "Happy Birthday, dear Kevin."

Brian held up a hand to make A.J. wait. "How's that going, boys?" he asked.

"Let me, Nicky," Howie said, lowering his mouth over Kevin's dick and sucking hard.

Nick grinned up at Brian. "Any second now, I think."

"Okay." Brian nodded at A.J.

"Happy Birthday to you!" they finished in unison. Kevin groaned loudly and his body stiffened as he came.

"Good timing!" Nick said, clapping his hands.

"I'll second that," Kevin somehow managed to say, while Howie swallowed and Nick began to lick Kevin clean.

A.J. leaned over and licked a drop of come from Howie's cheek and then the two grabbed each other and began to kiss and grope.

"What the hell is going on now?" Kevin asked.

Brian leaned over and began to kiss his cousin in earnest. His tongue lapped Kevin's lips and thrust inside Kevin's willing mouth.

"Don't worry, darlin', I'm here," Brian said.

Having finished his task, Nick shifted up toward Kevin's face. "Me, too," he chimed in.

Howie and A.J. were grappling beside Kevin on the bed.

"You don't suppose you could take this off me now, do you?" Kevin asked. "I'd like to be able to see the rest of this."

Brian laughed softly into Kevin's mouth. "I suppose so. I like you that way, but I guess we've had our fun. Take it off him, Nick."

Nick untied the blindfold and Kevin reached a hand to rub at one eye. "What the hell are they up to?"

"Honey, they just got fired up. That's all. Don't worry. We're all going to make you happy, just like I promised."

"Brian. That wasn't what I meant." Kevin sounded slightly exasperated.

"That was exactly what you meant, cuz! Why, this is your birthday boff, and you want to be the center of attention. I don't blame you one bit."


Brian just smiled his biggest smile. Kevin couldn't help smiling back.

"You think you can get hard again, Kev?" Nick asked, reaching down and running his fingers along the side of Kevin's thigh.

"Well, I imagine I will sometime, Nick. I'm not that old."

The three men laughed together. "Well, you might be getting up there, but everything seems to work just fine," Brian said, kissing him again and biting his lip lightly.

Then Brian moved downward and Kevin gasped as a finger penetrated him.

"That good, cuz?" Brian asked, wiggling his finger inside Kevin's anus.

Nick began to nibble at Kevin's ear. Kevin shuddered and gasped.

"That's fine. Just fine."

Beside him Howie was making a litany of moans. "I'm gonna come so big," Kevin heard his friend say.

"I can't really see what they're up to," Kevin complained.

"Never mind them," Brian ordered. "You pay attention to me."

"I don't have much choice, now do I?" Kevin said, chuckling.

Brian continued and Kevin groaned. Then Nick bounced off the bed and quickly returned. He was carrying a huge slab of cake.

"Happy birthday, Kevin," he said, smearing the cake on Kevin's chest. Suddenly Kevin saw both Howie and A.J. starting to lick frosting and cake from his body. Nick leaned down and licked a bite from one nipple.

Kevin felt a tingling deep in his bowels and stomach and heard roaring in his ears--he came again, hard.

Kevin closed his eyes and let the feeling wash over him. When he opened his eyes Brian was lapping frosting from his chest, smearing it all over his grinning face.

"Do I get some of that?" Kevin whispered.

Brian nodded and leaned to kiss him. Kevin could taste frosting on Brian's lips. He licked at them eagerly.

"Good cake," he murmured.

Nick leaned over and put a small bite of cake into Kevin's mouth. Kevin chewed and swallowed.

"Hell, that's very good cake. None of you baked that," he added, chuckling.

Howie rose and returned with damp wash cloths and some towels. He shared them around, then began to gently wash Kevin's chest with the warm cloth.

Brian took a towel and dried his cousin, then wiped his own face.

"Was that a nice surprise?" he asked, flopping down on the bed.

"Sure was. Thanks, guys," Kevin said, yawning.

"Okay now, you fellas call over and get one of the other buses to stop for you. It's time for all of us to get some rest. Kevin's gonna need his energy when he sees his wife tomorrow. I suspect she'll have a birthday present of her own for you," Brian said, kissing Kevin's cheek.

Howie, A.J. and Nick rose, all wishing Kevin a last 'Happy Birthday' as they departed. Brian pulled up a blanket, covering them.

"My, that's the way we should do every birthday," Kevin observed.

"Nope," Brian said, "that was special. For you turning thirty. We'll do for each of us when we turn thirty."

"God, Brian," Kevin said, "thirty is so old."

Brian patted Kevin and laughed. "Thirty is special--not old. Wouldn't you rather be thirty than the alternative?"

Kevin thought for moment. "Didn't get that right off," he said, grinning into his cousin's face. "Yep, I think thirty's just fine."




"Thanks. I love you."

"I love you, too, Kevin. Happy Birthday!"

-the end-

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